Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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