i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I see more hoeing in ur future
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