Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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