fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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