They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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