He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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