i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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