i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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