Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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