Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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