Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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