She's JV to your varsity
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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