Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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