Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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