Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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