I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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