Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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