omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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