This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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