dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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