I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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