Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
