if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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