After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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