Dual....:-)
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
