great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize