well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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