It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
