I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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