Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
We are all done wearing pants today
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
