I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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