I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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