you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
