Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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