Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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