I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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