I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
