So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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