i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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