So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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