my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Pants are for mortals
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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