STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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