Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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