when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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