Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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