Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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