508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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