If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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