no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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