Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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