Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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