NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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