Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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