Banned from zoo.
Again?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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