It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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